My Name is MacKenzie Bly

I am fourteen years old and I'm called MacKenzie Bly. It's a good name, isn't it? Unfortunately, I just made it up, I'm actually called Philip Stephens which, if there was ever a competition for the world's most boring name, would be a clear winner. 'We didn't want to call you something that would mean you'd get teased' is what Mum B says.But given that I'm the size of a vending mac[Bokinfo]